Rich Media Experiences™
You know what?
I want to make Rich Magical Motion-erific "In Your Face™" Multi-Media Experiences™ for the Web™ without having to use Adobe's Flash. Screw DHTML. I want things to fly around exactly like they do on The FWA. So they should look exactly like ones made in Flash, but I don't want to use Flash.
Oh, wait, I have to use Flash?
There's no... compile HTML to Flash or anything?
I guess I should throw a hissy fit then, it's going to hurt my business.